Asking about the barn

My grandmother really only traded in banger one-liners. One of my favorites of hers was “did you grow up in a barn????!”

Good to deploy when someone is talking with food in their mouth or being otherwise wretched.

Grandmother: where did you grow up?

Me: uh you know whe-

Grandmother: SO NOT IN A BARN THEN??

When in doubt, ask about the barn.